Smart Arse
Made from 100% cotton, this unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. * Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)).* The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any...
$34.99
$34.99

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Witty. Cheeky. Unafraid.

Apparel for those with an unapologetic sense of humour.
From shirts and hoodies, to hats and belts, find your people with a range of attire that makes a bold statement, just like you.
The perfect gift to yourself or a mate.

Apparel for those with an unapologetic sense of humour. Find your people with a range of attire that makes a bold statement, just like you.

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Don't feel censored any longer. It's time to BRAVE and BOLD.
At The Witty Optimist we love to laugh, and to make others laugh too. Whether that's at us, or with us, we want just want to have fun. From puns and dad jokes, to punchlines that might split the crowd, our range of clothing, and gifts, there's something for anyone who's "not everyone's cup of tea".
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