Witty Gifts to Make ‘Em Smile

Looking for a gift that’s equal parts useful and downright cheeky? Your search ends here with Cheeky Gifts and Novelty Picks—perfect for mates who love a laugh.

From our two standout PICKZ (the cheekily-named Dick Pick and Tit Pick at just $5.95 AUD each), to home-ready humour on tea, hand, and dish towels, and our handy Witty Optimist Gift Card starting at $10 AUD—this collection serves laughs, practicality, and Aussie-level pricing.

Each item blends function with wit:

• Dick & Tit Picks make prank gifting fun—small, guitar plectrums with a clever heart-shaped design that says “expect the unexpected.” THE WITTY OPTIMIST+1

• Witty Towels (tea, hand, dish) offer daily functionality with a lining of dry humour—perfect for kitchens or bathrooms that need a grin.

• The Gift Card offers flexibility—and delivers cheek, price, and convenience in one virtual envelope.

Thoughtfully priced, easy to gift, and full of personality. Whether it’s Secret Santa, stocking fillers, or just a smile to send across town, you’ll find it here.

Checkout’s a breeze—and don’t forget to apply PICK2PLUS/PICK4PLUS for a discount when you double (or quadruple) the cheek on our Picks range. Trust us, gifting never felt this fun (or this easy).