Funny Shirts

You’re browsing your new go-to collection for black tees that don’t just blend in—they stand out. Each design here walks the line between bold and cheeky, giving you conversation-starting slogans on super-comfy cotton that feels like a good mate's joke.

We’ve hand-picked 35 dark fabric favourites—classics like “Only Vans” and “No Idea,” plus bold new riffs like “Smarter Arse” and “FarQ”—all with on-point black canvas and prints that pop. The cotton is soft, the fit is easy, and it’s all priced Aussie-style. Wear one for easy wearing, local value, and style that’s anything but vanilla.

Each tee uses high-quality ring-spun cotton (some are 4.5 oz lightweight, others strap in at midweight) that’s breathable, soft, and totally up for daily wear. No itchy labels—just smooth cruisin’. Whether you’re lounging at home, hitting the city or layering it under your jacket, these black tees flex with your vibe while staying rugged through washes.

Free Shipping on purchases over $100.00 mean your mates get one too.

Made for Aussies who value laughs, comfort, and no-nonsense pricing. Tie on a black tee from us—let it do the laughing for you.